yo ho ho a pirate's life for me and a bottle of no   23. BEWARE, vampires are prowling the area
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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

lubricates:

"come out with me tonight"

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"there is free food"

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juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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